I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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