I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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