I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
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That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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