My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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