so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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