these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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