I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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