I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i think i have two assholes
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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