i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
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He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
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