I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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