So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I am spending my child support on dildos
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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