we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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