No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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