normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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