Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
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Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
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