But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
