By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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