we're blogging at a bar
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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