So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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