haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
What a dumb baby whore.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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