i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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