the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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