He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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