Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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