I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
your like the ambassador to my penis.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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