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Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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