I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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