chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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