Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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