How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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