I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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