If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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