my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Can i not drive my cunt home
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
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You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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