Your mouth is God's brothel.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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