Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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