i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
What a dumb baby whore.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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