wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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