I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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