White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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