if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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