Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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