Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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