As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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