We're like a lot better than the average bears
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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