We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Randomize
