Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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