Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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