I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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