2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Randomize
