glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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