I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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