sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Two words: blizzard sex
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The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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