we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Randomize
