So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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